The author of this rambling is an IT consultant with a more than a few years of experience.  While they sit in meetings, in airports, cars, hotel rooms, or in the home office random thoughts come to mind about how to address every day problems.

Like any good consultant they believe these thoughts should be shared.  And like any good consultant they are sometimes better at brainstorming than execution.  Maybe that is because every idea is a winner until something doesn't work as envisioned.

Please be careful when choosing which ideas to try out at home and which ramblings should even be considered useful.  As detailed in the story, not everything turns out as well as expected.  The only guarantee is that the end result is typically spectacular from someone's viewpoint.